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Whazup,
If your readin' dis' it's clearly by mistake. I have'nt submitted shit yet so how would you know dat' i exist. Embrace da' illusion of life it's what gives krazie fuck ups ,like me, a voice.

It's jus' like da' subject says. Newgrounds is da' shiznit, in my opinion. I've seen a lot of cool and shitty shit on here from many animators. I love flash, writin', producin', drawin', and animating cartoons. One day soon i will have one of my kreations on here an all over da' net fa' everyone to appreciate.

My aim is to rattle a few cages (as soon as i get da' hang of dis' flash animation program). I'm currently workin' on a all original series of stories dat' are totally fucked up but funny...to people like me. I'm a newbie so it'll look like shit at first but all things get betta' wit' time. I jus' hope dat' one day i'll make front page.

This is fo' all u hatin' ass mutha'fuckin' bitches out there. If u got a problem wit' da' way i talk in my text stay off my page, keep yo' pussy ass commentz to yo' hoe-ass-self, an' get a life, nerd.

If anybody happens to come upon this post i am new to....Newgrounds(lol). There is alot of talent on here and if any cartoonist can give me some advice on makin' my future project da' best it can be i am all earz. Like what steps to take, what flash programs would u prefa' me 2 check out, how to get my project da' most attention, and so on and so forth. An' plz only serious comments cuz i'm as serious as a heart attack about my craft. I need all da' help i can get.

B.S. Is KoMiN' sOoN...oR mAyBe LaTa', DePeNdInG oN hOw My FuNdS r LoOkIn. sO kEeP a LoOk OuT!!!!